HEART'S

COMING SOON!!!!!

RARE. EXOTIC. DEFINITELY LEGAL.

BLOOD SWEAT & TEARS is the first luxury parfum from creative agency HEART.

Made from dysfunctional workplace culture, edgy branding, and the odor of lasercut plywood, BS&T will teleport you to a universe of clammy, uncomfortable pitch meetings.

 Bring some sensuality to your office with Heart's BLOOD, SWEAT & TEARS. Your bottom line will thank you - and so will your girlfriend.

SOLD OUT !!!!

INCLUDES:

  • 25 mL of pure liquid sex
  • the slave labor of 1000 interns
  • burnt coffee from that overpriced cafe down by the architecture firm
  • hairs plucked from a petri dish culture of Nick's Mustache
  • one shot of Laphroaig from an overnight cram sesh
  • a dollop of congealed rock climbing chalk
  • several bad ideas that made it to execution and many good ones that didn't